President D. Trump and very first time at office coversation with CIA

The first day of the legendary Trump Oval Office
Trump: ISIS should be destroyed immediately at this moment.
CIA: We can not do that, sir. We are Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and many more, along with together ISIS is developed.
Trump: Democrats have developed them.
CIA:  Sir, we (CIA) have developed them. ISIS is very need for us. Natural gas from the lobby if you do not, we lose funding.
Trump: If you stop funding Pakistan. Let them deal with India.
CIA: can not be too, sir.
Trump: Why?
CIA: India will separate from Pakistan by possession Baluchistan
Trump: I don't care.CIA: Then peace will come to Kashmir. They will stop buying weapons. India will become a super power. To keep us busy India in Kashmir that Pakistan must go funding.Trump: OK OK, then destroy the Taliban.CIA: Sir,  that is also not possible. We have to keep Russia in check 1980s had created the Taliban. Now Taliban are busy Pakistan.
Trump: We should be destroyed Middle east head government whose created terrorist against us. Let's start with Saudi Arabia, what say?CIA: Sir, it is also impossible. We brought those to the government in power, because we need their oil. The government will be in power, otherwise countries will come Democracy. Democracy comes to ruin. Oil traders will go to all of them on their own. We lose the oil, sir.
Trump: So let's attack Iran.CIA: Not possible, sir.Trump: Why?CIA: We are continuing discussion.Trump: What discussion?CIA: We would like to bring steel drones before attack. If we attack them now, then Russia will help them and destroy our army; As did Syria. Moreover, needs to take checking Israel thats why Iran is very important for us.Trump: So let's attack Iraq Again.CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) has already occupied one-third of Iraq.
Trump: Why not full area of Iraq?
CIA: Because we need Shiya government of Iraq for keep checking ISIS.
Trump: OK OK, I'm off to get Muslim in America.CIA: Sir, you can not do it.Trump: Why?
CIA: Our local people will become more daring, because they will have no fear. We can not be allowed them to be so bold, to keep them fear.Trump: I want all illegal immigrants sent back to their home country.CIA: they had gone then who make your wall, sir? where you will get lower price of labor without them?
Trump: So let's them illegal whose carrying H1B Visa
CIA: Sir, not possible.
Trump: Why? Why? CIA: So that our whole activities of White House will outsource from India, Bangladesh with cheap rate.
Trump: Let me know why I become a president of United States.
CIA: Enjoy! sir; just enjoy the momentum of White House, keep eyes on us, we will hand with care.